Gena - Bitten Books has asked us to pick which hot immortal guy we’d like to escort us on the most perfect Valentine’s Day date ever.
Jill – Great. But there’s just one wee little problem. How do you pick one hot immortal guy when there are six types?
Gena – Well, we could always play the Dating Game. Our bachelors will include a vampire, a werewolf, a zombie, an angel, a demon and a dragon. We’ll ask reeeally tough questions, and their answers will decide the winner.
Jill— You’re the smartest friend I’ve ever had.
Gena – I know.
~cue the change of scenery~
Jill – Hey, everyone! Welcome to this special Valentine’s Day Dating Game, Immortal Style! Bachelor #1, you’re up. It’s Valentine’s Day…tell us where you’d take us on a romantic date.
Bachelor #1 – I like nothing better than spending time alone with the woman of my dreams. By the way, this woman has dark curly hair and put the SEX in SEXY. I’m picturing a couch, a choice selection of Frito Lay products and nothing but you, me and two Wii controllers.
Gena – I’m in! But for appearance sake, let’s give the other guys a chance. Bachelor #2?
Bachelor #2 – I gotta say it. Booorrrriiing. We’re hitting the club and partying all night. When the sun comes up, we’ll mix it up at an After Hours club. Then, later that afternoon, we’ll take our moves and groves to an After After Hours club where we ARE the party.
Jill – Color me intrigued. But what makes that time together special, Bachelor #2?
Bachelor #2 - Horn condoms... need I say more?
Gena – Not to me.
Jill – Oh, my. Oh, yes, Well. I need a fan. Bachelor #3, why don’t you tell us what an evening with you would be like?
Bachelor #3 – Ever been inside an actual lair?
Jill – That sounds intriguingly secretive. We definitely need to know more.
Gena – Actually, I’ve been there, done that. Can highly recommend that.
Bachelor #3 – Then you know that what happens in a lair stays in the lair…but I can guarantee you’ll never want to leave.
Jill – Okay, that sounds dangerously hot. Bachelor #4, how can you top that?
Bachelor #4 - Ever howl at the moon?
Jill – No.
Bachelor #4 – You will after our date.
Jill – Well done.
Gena – I concur.
Bachelor #5 – Don’t forget about me. Because honestly? What you lovely ladies need is a little finesse. A man with centuries of practice, who’s learned exactly how to please a woman.
Bachelor #6 – Centuries...how about since the beginning of time?! Believe me, I know what women need. After all I was there when they were created. We’ll start our date with a sunrise, the promise of a new day, followed by a breakfast of fruits and nuts picked by yours truly. Then, I’ll clean your house —while you relax and watch from the bubble bath I’ve drawn you.
Bachelor #2 – I think I’m going to be sick.
Gena – Well, I’ve got it narrowed down to one, two, three, four, five and six.
Jill – Funny, I picked the same. Maybe the readers of Bitten Books can help us out. What kind of creature would you most want to date?
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—Lipstick on His Collar
Is your immortal just a little bit…immoral?
—Angel in the Kitchen
Heavenly dishes that don' take an eternity to prepare
—A Kiss is not just a Kiss
Immortals we crave divulge their lip-smacking turn-ons
—Undead & Well-Read
What's hot between the covers this month
—A View from a Guy
Zombie Jack's turn
Our indispensable guide to heavenly bodies
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